Kettle Thought of the day:
Drink: Earl Grey Tea
I have indulged over the past holiday season. Sucked in by winter’s cold consumerism, I find January a difficult season; racked with guilt over the promises I’ve made for 2012, buyer’s remorse, and unpaid bills.
It struck me that the ‘gangster’ phrase ‘Mo Money, Mo Problems’ may, therefore, not always be accurate; and, as such, a more applicable relationship between money and problems needed to be defined. The ensuing economic analysis is elaborated on below:
It should be noted that when problems = 100, one must apply ‘The Jay-Z correction’, which poses that when problems = 99, “a bitch ain’t one”; therefore problems = 100 – ‘a bitch’.