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Kettle Thought #17: Your Wish is Grant(ed)

Kettle Thought of the day: A Grant Rant

Drink: Latte

A short time ago, I found myself reading about the most recent allocation of research grants to UK universities. Partly because things like that interest me, and partly (or mostly) because I had to kill some time in the library, and that was the only decent reading material I could find nearby.

Whilst most of the grants dished out were for admirable purposes (research into renewable energy, improving the economies of sub-Saharan Africa via fibre optics, etc.) several grants struck me as categorically bizarre. Unsurprisingly, a significant number of these research projects appear to be occurring at The University of Oxford where, seemingly, a lofty status in academia means that you can study all manner of ridiculous subjects (and get paid handsomely to do so).

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Kettle Thought #13: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems

Kettle Thought of the day:

Drink: Earl Grey Tea

I have indulged over the past holiday season. Sucked in by winter’s cold consumerism, I find January a difficult season; racked with guilt over the promises I’ve made for 2012, buyer’s remorse, and unpaid bills.

It struck me that the ‘gangster’ phrase ‘Mo Money, Mo Problems’ may, therefore, not always be accurate; and, as such, a more applicable relationship between money and problems needed to be defined. The ensuing economic analysis is elaborated on below:

It should be noted that when problems = 100, one must apply ‘The Jay-Z correction’, which poses that when problems = 99, “a bitch ain’t one”; therefore problems = 100 – ‘a bitch’. 

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